snaphu

Situation Normal All Phucked UP -
Describes Murphy's Law: "If something can go wrong, it will".
Usually used to described current status of the universe; unintentionally corresponds to code green on the US Department of Homeland Security Terror Scale.

dude1: How's it going? Got that money you owe me?
dude2: Major snaphu dude - my wife has froze all my assets until the divorce is final

by sraindog July 30, 2008

Snaphoe

Pay per view stripper who uses snapchats snapcash feature to make money.

Kris: dam gurl how you make your money
Jenny: I'm a snaphoe

by Lwellington June 22, 2015

snaphoe

A hoe who loves to snapchat

Nate is such a snaphoe, look at this dic-pic he sent.

by sheeeev August 10, 2014

Snaphoe

One who uses snapchat to send nudes to people

"Lisa is such a snaphoe, heard she sent her nudes to Marcus and Greg!"

by I_got_ü April 14, 2016

Snapheimers

Receiving a snap, with a respons, that makes you wonder what you sent in the first place.

I was snapping with this hot chick , and totally forgot . She responded and i had no clue what i sent her, i totally felt like i had snapheimers.

by Goggen February 27, 2016

Snaphole

Someone who opens your snapchats and doesn't answer you back

Hes such a snaphole opening my snaps and never answering me back

by Dragontatd September 19, 2018

snaphu

1. noun: homosexual
2. adjective: something a homosexual would have

"look at that snaphu, he's wearing a turtleneck"
"man i'm not wearing those shorts, they're snaphu"

by phos October 1, 2005