Stagulating

Slow moving; Not responding quickly enough. Got molasses up the a**! A snail-like mutha-sucka!

The liquor sto closes in 10 minutes. Yo nigga, why u stagulating, I'm trying to get my drink on before we go to the club.

by Mr. & Mrs. Feazell August 14, 2006

Stagulating

taking your slow ass time

stop your stagulating and move your ass !!

by bolingbrook crew April 25, 2016

spatulate

To remove by means of scraping.

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"

by call.me.razzamatazz October 31, 2008

Satulate

To bring satisfaction to one's life or situation.

You need to satulate your life

by themomodermondar January 15, 2018

Stagulate

To take one's time. Stall.

We're going to be late if you continue to stagulate.
Quit stagulating!

by Valarie July 8, 2003

over-swagulating

when a person tries too hard to swag and ends up looking like a fool.

Person 1: Look at that kid he over-swagulating!

Person 2: What a fag.

by erpderp June 23, 2010

premature swagulation

Before reaching the point of 'swag' some bitch niggers experience premature swagulation. Meaning they have not yet acheived any swag.. These people believe they have attained some level of swag in their lives.. but they are delusional... and clearly lack any and all forms of swag.
Noun: Premature Swagulator

Synonyms:
Swagless Nigger
Clown

Example 1:
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)

Man: "Ayyyee babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"

Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"

Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"

by Lolo and Lay October 7, 2011