Spaffed

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019

Snuffed

Punched

After that fool started talking hella shit, i SNUFFED his ass and he was laide out...

by Stylez September 16, 2003

spaffed

Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.

“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”

by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019

snuffed

v. To get the shit knocked outta you or someone else.

"Yo, that nigga was runnin his mouth and he snuffed"
"Yea they said that yo ass was next, so peace"

by C-Dub May 13, 2005

Snuffed It

Died
(Euphamism for death, past tense)

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." - Brother Maynard, 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'

"He snuffed it at the last furlong, now they're sending him to the glue factory."

by 4ndy ZM May 9, 2010

shaffed

to be utterly screwed in an irreversible way

"in math class I was shaffed"
"in english I was shaffed"
"in bio i was shaffed"

by Shaconqua March 21, 2007

snuffed

The act of Bustin a Niggas Skull.

Yo Nigga Bucky got Snuffed the shit out of by davon.

by Colin Burton February 26, 2008