Smurfy Sanchez

When your doing a chick doggie-style, in a 'Honey Bucket', and you dip 2 fingers into the blue water, and pull it across her upper llip.

I was at the concert, when I hooked-up with this drunk chick, and I gave her the ole' "Smurfy Sanchez!"

by The Seedy G July 26, 2011

Slurpy Top Hat

When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.

Maryann loves to suck cock. She is best known for her skills at performing the Slurpy Top Hat.

by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009

smurfy

great or excellent

That's a smurfy idea!

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

Smurphobia

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Smurp

When you burp after you take a hoot; fat hoot; and smoke comes out it is call therefore “smurp”; smoke& burp

Person one: *takes big bong rip*
3 mins later

Person one: *smurps*
Person 2: “holy fuck bro! Smoke came outta ya mouth too!”

by Triplethreat._ August 13, 2018

Smurry

People that are called this are usually around the age of 13. They play baseball for a club named rake city and they only hit doubles. Another two known facts about the “smurry” is that he knows more about world war 2 history than his own teacher Mrs. Rees. The other fact is that he takes 2 foot lead offs whenever he is on base. This smurry is very rare and you do not want to go within 10 feet of this mammal or he will attack.

A true smurry only knows the date of birth of his dog but not his two sisters

by ConnO’ July 6, 2019

Irby-Slurpy

The Irby-Slurpy refers to when one withholds oral sex prior to obtaining a formal job offer in order to exchange a non-HR compliant service in a quid-pro-quo.

Last week, Alden had a job interview with a new French restaurant, and he offered an Irby-Slurpy as a transferable skill and service, which the hiring manager enjoyed after Alden began his employment.

by EmperorsCloudMist February 27, 2020