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Smurfy's Law

If anything can turn blue, it will. (see also: Murphy's Law and Smurf )
A: I can't believe my computer got another BSOD!!

B: Hey man, that's just Smurfy's Law...
by akaSMG February 28, 2011
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Smurfy's Law

Anything that can be smurfed, will be smurfed.

(Also if you're feeling ambivalent about something, use the word smurf.)
Steve: So I heard you just saw "Interstellar"! What did you think?
Dave: I thought Christopher Nolan totally smurfed it! His use of the black-hole singularity as a plot device was, well, smurf. It really smurfed me.

Steve: Ya, I feel ya, definitely a case of Smurfy's Law in action!
by Philleepe January 8, 2015
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Smurfticles

A more humoress version of the term blue balls where a man is stimulated without being able to get off. Happens to all Smurfs that don't get lucky with Smurfette.
When Bob tried to get lucky with Suzy, he wasn't able to relieve himself and was left with Smurfticles.
by Codj53 October 23, 2011
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Smurfy

Usually short, cute and sexy as fuck.

Not necessarily blue, though can increase sex appeal if so.

Someone who is a visual sensation and 89% of the time, under or around 5ft6.

Examples: She is well smurfy, omg she's smurftastic, let's go smurf hunting, I am the smurf hunter, where there's a smurf there's a way, no smurfs = no party.
1. *friday night, 8 pints down in the local*

"Come on lads, get the nets ready, we're going smurf hunting"

2. As a female walks buy, your walking companion will make a "mmm sound", to confirm their accuracy, "smurfy"
by Turnero October 30, 2014
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smurfy slut bun

A slut who spends more and more money on her hair to make herself feel better but it ends up blue and other colors of the rainbow. Then she puts it in the slut bun.
Look at that smurfy slut bun. She looks like an insecure slut.
by funkypants88 May 28, 2018
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smurfy

The feeling of being extremely horny; can also be used to call someone a slut. There is a town full of guys and only one Smurfette... you do the math. Either Smurfette gets around, or everyone is really frustrated.
I'm really smurfy right now, my girlfriend has been gone for a week. Man, Rachel's really smurfy... she's slept with every guy here.
by Stephanie Hohn January 13, 2008
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Smurfyspundant

This word can be used as a wildcard in just about any given context. This word means nothing and everything at the same time, and as such its definition is flexible and dependant on the situation. Its definition is derived from the context in which it is used.
1. "Look at those sly looking teenagers hanging around the train station, what a bunch of Smurfyspundants"

2. "Did you see the size of the rack on that chick back there, those breasts where so Smurfyspundant"

3. "Man, I could so suck on that chicks Smurfyspundants"
by Jackage September 30, 2006
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