Smulz

A Boffy rip-off that leaks peoples IPs when you beat him at video games

"f you morty" "i hate mobile players they hit me without looking" "subscribe to mistersmulz"

by spiderblade73737 February 2, 2022

smulka

A god awful monster cock that lives in your nightmares. You try to run but it always catches you and drags you back down to its lair where it Takes your anus to the f-train and makes you ride it till you die.

Omg did you here what happened to tommy

No what

They say a Smulka got him

Then it's time to leve town

Don't forget your butt plug

by Monsieur fife September 8, 2013

Smullin

A police informer who likes nothing better than grassing people up in return for a nice profit

Don't be a smullin lad

by Smullin September 29, 2014

Cobie Smulders

A Canadian actress best known for playing 'Robin Scherbatsky' on the hit CBS show 'how i met your mother' and also for her role of 'Maria Hill' in the 'Marvel' 2012 film: The Avengers (USA)/Avengers Assemble (UK). Born 03/04/1982 she is married to 'Saturday Night Live's' Tarran Killam and was gifted with a beautiful daughter named Shaelyn Cado (Cado meaning gift) Killam on 14/05/2009. Cobie started her career as a model when she was a young adolescent but luckily found her way to our TV screens and into our hearts.

"Oh my, it's Cobie Smulders looking stunning as ever".

by Gracie Sparkles September 7, 2013

Smulled Wine

An alcoholic festive beverage made by one dipping their unwashed penis in a vessel of mulled wine. The production process is notoriously dangerous, and experienced brewers are often incapable of producing a good brew by the end of their careers, due to being chemically castrated by hot wine. Usually comes with a salty taste accompanied with cheesy undertones and a sweaty aroma.

"Oh man I'm so gonna serve up my English teacher a glass of my finest smulled wine"
"Billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever"

by ronedealertake2 January 2, 2012

Smullet

A subtle mullet recently made popular amongst young males in sydney's inner-west communities. The danger of a subtle mullet (smullet) is that it may not be instantly recognised as one.

1. O'M'God Bro, that's a sikk looking smullet. The chicks are gonna love it!

2. I'm not sure about this haircut .. there's something not quite right about it ... OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! That mother*&%(#$ gave me a SMULLET!!!

by Ana February 14, 2005

Smule-Hop

A fascinating new musical genre created primarily using the application, Smule. The application requires no knowledge of music production, composition nor ability to play an instrument of any type. No real talent whatsoever is needed to start writing cool rap songs and join the fun claiming them as your own. The background track is made using pre-existing loops freeing them up to vocally drone and dribble on about insipid nonsense. Made popular by teens in Western NY, the "songs" are typically about driving, speeding in or crashing their make believe cars as most "artists" are in their mid teens and therefor unable to drive legally. Other themes include heartache they have never experienced and some of the truly ruthless even branch out and use the N word. The irony lies in the fact that they are all spoiled white kids from affluent neighborhoods and towns all cross referencing one another in their "songs" as if they were real life rap stars. E.g. X feat. Y produced by Z etc. Some feeble attempt at 133t is used to make their already juvenile, likely borrowed and inane names appear more interesting. Album names and recording labels are completely fabricated and non existent to go along with the whole image and bots of course are manipulated for view counts and ratings on their one publishing platform, Soundcloud.

Yo, that's some dope Smule-Hop. Auto tune wasn't cool in 2000 and I promise you it's not cool now. Beat it nerd and go learn to actually rap or write an original track that doesn't sound like a Kidz Bop, Nuvaring ad.

by GBEastside June 20, 2019