smugglin raisins

Hard nipples

"Damn, that girl's smugglin raisins! Did you see those things? Looked like some headlights."

by thomas January 29, 2004

smugglin'_manitees

Used to describe a very very fat person.

boy1: hey you see that new girl?
boy2: yeah, she looks like shes smugglin'_manitees
boy3: *vomits blood*

by friendofyarsarein October 01, 2006

Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

Smugglin nickles

When a girl wears skin tight pants and you can see every bit of cellulite. Looks like the pants are filled with nickels.

Ohhh girl....don't wear that! You smugglin nickles!

by nikibodcrane October 04, 2018

Smugglin Bacon

When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip

Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers

by BobOfDeath August 20, 2018