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Smugglin Bacon

When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip
Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers
by BobOfDeath August 19, 2018
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Smugglin nickles

When a girl wears skin tight pants and you can see every bit of cellulite. Looks like the pants are filled with nickels.
Ohhh girl....don't wear that! You smugglin nickles!
by nikibodcrane October 4, 2018
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bone smugglin'

1) The act of transversing any given area when the bones in question are obscured through any means of subterfuge. Considered illegal in some countries.
2) Any sexual act where the "penis" is temporarily hidden from view within any given orifice.
1) Jefe was charged with felony posession of a controlled substance and 2 counts of bone smugglin'.
2)Mmmm baby, doggie wants to hide the bone. I'm bone smugglin' baby...
by Chuck Biscuts November 8, 2008
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bone smugglin'

1) Any sexual act (straight, gay or "other") where the penis is temporarily hidden from view within any given orifice.

2) The act of transversing any given area when the bones in question are obscured from view through any means of subterfuge. Considered a felony in some countries.
1) Mmmm baby, time to hide the bone. I'm bone smugglin' baby...

2) Jefe was charged with a felony posession of a firearm and 2 counts of bone smugglin'.
by Chuck Biscuts January 18, 2007
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Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023
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snugglingus

snugglingus — the act of snuggling gently — yet passionately — after a particularly good round of fellatio, cunnilingus, and mutually orgasmic-ly satisfying 69.

This practice is the trifecta of both sexual comfort and skill because both partners have to be equally aroused; equally determined; equally skilled in their respective acts; and, possessed of equal concentration.

This successful wanton act of pleasure has no purpose other than achieving intense orgasm from prolonged but consistent mutual stimulation; and, the results can be so good that you need a break afterwards just to get yourself together!!!!

Oh, you thought it was going to just be foreplay; but, it got so good to both of you that you spontaneously decided to order a dinner size portion of your appetizer for the main meal.

Eat up lovers; EAT UP!!!!!!
It started out as good natured mutually satisfying foreplay; but, damn if it didn’t go to prolonged and mutually satisfying 69 followed by grateful snugglingus with animated giggling conversation. Man that was some awesome sex!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
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Smuggling Bananas

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.
"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"
by Red001 May 27, 2012
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