by Asaf September 6, 2005
Get the Stuchka mug.A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
Get the Smucker Fucker mug.a poor smuck is the guy who is basically a loser who is caught in a web of circumstances that seem to be beyond his power to change his life. Actually if he had the determination to stand up and pull himself out of his situation he would probably be a weak normal person. However he feels so beaten down he is afraid to stand up and make his choices.
A guy living with a dominering wife, kids and mother-in-law and stuck in a low paying job with a doctor's degree is a poor smuck.
by Marvey May 31, 2006
Get the poor smuck mug.Ramsey : What do you want to do right now?
Kerry : I'm down for anything personally.
Ramsey : Would you be down to Smuck?
Kerry : Hell yeah, Let me get the jam!
Kerry : I'm down for anything personally.
Ramsey : Would you be down to Smuck?
Kerry : Hell yeah, Let me get the jam!
by Mintels August 21, 2022
Get the Smuck mug.Originally came from Russia
1. Slang abusive word for a bitch, that is used for females only. (Suka, that means bitch in russian as well could be used for male and female)
2. A hot chic
3. Female dog
1. Slang abusive word for a bitch, that is used for females only. (Suka, that means bitch in russian as well could be used for male and female)
2. A hot chic
3. Female dog
1. - Get the fuck outta here, suchka!
2. - Damn! Who's that suchka right there? Never seen her before!
3. - What a nice dog! Is it suchka?
2. - Damn! Who's that suchka right there? Never seen her before!
3. - What a nice dog! Is it suchka?
by S Sense August 21, 2007
Get the suchka mug.Noun (male): A withered curving fool, a curvy f*cking idiot
Noun: (female) very attractive, jiggling the right amount.
Noun: (female) very attractive, jiggling the right amount.
by smuch June 5, 2017
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