OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

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Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

smoke a fag

1. Have a cigarette (British)

2. Kill a homosexual (American)

Anyone want to go outside and smoke a fag.

by the-boss October 30, 2006

Shovel Talk

The "If you hurt him/her I will break you" talk given as a warning to a romantic partner from a concerned party, usually family or a close friend.

Father of the bride: "I have a shovel and 30 acres of land. If you hurt a hair on her head, no one will ever find your body."

Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."

by Ifer April 9, 2013

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Sperm Shovel

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.

Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Blood Lil Smoke

An internet celebrity, he's Twenty-Three and a mixture of Puertorican and Mexican, he is considered gay or bisexual by most of his friends but to those who thought he was it turns out that this young man is very straight but supports gay rights, he is very friendly and has the words of those who don't know how to put them out, he speaks down on the Illuminati and often refers to them as Killuminati, he disagrees with bullies and often argues to himself about bad things, his very appreciative of those who supports he's words but can often be found a worse enemy to others at times, his name symbolizes many different things some may have thought he was in the Bloods Piru gang but his name is one of the most respectable names today his name was given to him by some of the most verocious gangs in the world, its said to be over 6 years old in the making of his name.

He is not only the fun loving character that all knows about him, but he is actually considered trained by the Mara Salvatrucha gang in combat, Blood lil smoke's real name is Tyrone L.A. McKenzie, but its only found as Tyrone McKenzie on the internet.

I was told that he has numerous gangs watching his every move but he calls them controllers because he does not like to sound to ghetto since he made claims that his ghetto days were long and gone over, Tyrone McKenzie has connections to almost every gang territory i can think of that is based here in America especially in Los Angeles, CA but he clearly denies it most of the time to prevent further problems with his life.

Tyrone McKenzie aka Blood Lil Smoke does not act like a gangster he's a real gentleman and sweet at heart he disagrees with guns and knifes and prefers to fight with his knuckles "Real Men Fight Like Real Men Do" he goes against everything that is hateful and bad for peoples eyes but he opens most of our eyes to see the true world.

He has pages on, Facebook, Myspace, Bebo, Aim, Skype, Ooovoo, Bluepulse, Reporo, Mocospace and so on

by Mellissa Turfgough April 13, 2011

smoke dawg

Smokedawg born November 18 1996 forever one of Toronto best Artist #878 Anogang

Smoke dawg- was a huge artist came from nothing to becoming one of Toronto most known artist , forever smokey

by 878dave February 6, 2019