smorning

today's morning - derived from this morning

the smorning I ate breakfast.

by Iced March 17, 2004

smorrior

a person with a knack for concocting the perfect s'more. with sheer brilliance and skill this person is the absolute expert on everything s'more. this person can usually be found at the local cossi restaurant mastering his/her talent

Smorrior taught me how to roast a 'mallo in DC this summer.

by sherbomb September 30, 2004

smoshing

When you're in the mood to watch Smosh on YouTube all day and all night.

Avery: Hey, wanna hang out today?
Nicole: Cant, too busy smoshing.

by ilovedrpeppermmm July 6, 2011

Woll Smothing

The act of being sucessful\making more money than most small countries while putting on a Woll Smoth face. In actual fact, doing anything while pulling a Woll Smoth face will suffice.

*Drunken off chops bum looks at upper class citizen walking down the street

"Are you Woll Smothing me?!?!!?!"

by littlefireyone February 28, 2013

Smorking

To snort and smoke a substance.

I caught her smorking in the bathroom at Burger King.

by runforestrun July 7, 2010

pussy smorgisbord

being so overwhelmed with pussy it is like a buffet or a smorgisbord of pussy
when there is a wide selection of pussy that you can dip into without commitment coming in all different flavors textures colour and smells

dis party was a pussy smorgisbord with all them clams up in that piece

by Big Ball Swellington August 15, 2006

smorfing

Smorfing requires a female corpse that is a day or two old, and a partner. One person tries to put their entire mouth around the vaginal area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. When he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have accumulated in the area.

Me and Hank were totally smorfing this chick, and I had the most foul taste in my mouth you could ever imagine, and that's when the cops burst in.

by Revchu March 24, 2004