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Gaylord Smorgasbord

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
by FarqMuff October 19, 2018
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Smorgasbong

1. A piece that is filled up with all different types of weed.

2. Multiple pieces each filled with a different type of weed smoked in quick succession.
Yo man, fire up that smorgasbong I'ma rip this one.
by the judester January 20, 2009
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smorgasbortion

Having a lot of abortions.
Carolyn has had a smorgasbortion!
by miss olbermann May 6, 2010
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smorgasdog

We had our friends bring their dogs and put out a smorgasdog
by Snoop dog$$$$$ January 18, 2019
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VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.
When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.
by weave September 7, 2003
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smörgåsbord

A swedish word used when you have diffrent types of bread and juice and other things, and you can pick what you want, similar to a buffé.

smorgasbord in english...
We're going to have a smorgasbord tomorrow
by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005
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smorgasbord Catholicism

Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.
Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.
by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008
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