smooze

Smooze is a fungus that can attack the plastic of a My Little Pony. It looks a bit like inground dirt. Sadly it eventually spreads throughout the pony and ruins her.

As a final attempt to save my pony from smooze, I boiled her in Oxiclean.

by Poundpuppies4ever December 14, 2008

smooze

It is an action that describes a person who is physically and mentally a cow and they just had a snooze

i just had a smooze

by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

Smoozers

A lazy, useless failure, seen especially in business.

Smoozers need not apply for this job.

by KatieSaysSo May 20, 2010

snoozel

this is not a word, please try again.

Fa-shoozle snoozle doodle

by Tory November 11, 2003

smooze

have a friendy conversation

Lets smooze about the Mets after work.

by Joe Morris October 12, 2004

smooze

a "skanky but cute" girl who says anything to get what she wants out of people.

She way trying to smooze her way into getting accepted.

by hkr October 10, 2011

snoozeloseity

The feeling when attempting an action only to discover that someone or something else has already completed it prior to your attempt.

Richard was going to ask Sarah to the dance, but Chase said he asked her yesterday and that it's a snoozeloseity world out there.

by Crispy Riddles August 8, 2018