When you stick a handful of skittles in a laxative, shove it up your ass, and then shit liquid rainbow all over your partner's face.
Patricia: What is smooze? Will we like it? Is it something nice?
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.
by ProPyro138 November 19, 2017
verb- the act of speakin in a manner that will get listeners to do as you please.
noun- someone who says anything to get what they want out of people.
noun- someone who says anything to get what they want out of people.
Man look at the way that kid talks and gets whatever he wants, what a smooz. (noun)
Yo son, that boy just smoozed the shit out of that bitch. (verb)
Yo son, that boy just smoozed the shit out of that bitch. (verb)
by gmill December 15, 2005
by DJ BassMasta July 16, 2010
by herrronow March 14, 2025
Derivative from the name "Smooze" from the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic," Smooze is a character who absorbs shiny things and gets bigger in size. In this case the character is used as a form of slang word. The definitions being:
- A poser and/or a person who poses as a cool individual, but when in reality all they do is cover up themselves in what they think is cool.
- Someone who inflates their ego by stealing things; a title, possessions, jokes, etc.
- A poser and/or a person who poses as a cool individual, but when in reality all they do is cover up themselves in what they think is cool.
- Someone who inflates their ego by stealing things; a title, possessions, jokes, etc.
A man walks into a bar wearing nothing but designer clothing out for everyone to see. A customer mutters, "Ain't no way bro came in off a smooze"
A: "Yo what's up, brah! YOLO"
B: "Don't talk to me off a smooze bro."
A: "Yo what's up, brah! YOLO"
B: "Don't talk to me off a smooze bro."
by AppleWeed January 31, 2025