Smonkahol

When you exhale smoke (generally from a spliff) into a bottle of liquor before attempting to simultaneously intake both the alcohol and the smoke. A portmanteau of smonk and alcohol.

Scott had so much smonkahol last night, he got so wasted off both the smonk and the alcohol.

by xxx_Smonk_xxx March 1, 2017

sodka

1. An alcohol beverage made from a mixture of soda and vodka. Also known as vodka soda

2. A person that is so drunk on vodka they order their vodka soda at the bar by requesting sodka

Reference to the drink
1. (to the bartender) "Can I please have a sodka with lime?"

2. "This bar makes the best sodka."

Reference to person
1. (pointing to person drunk on vodka soda) "He is so sodka."

2. "You shouldn't drink anymore, you're already sodka."

by vodka infusions April 27, 2013

Smokable

Any electronic device that you can smoke. It does not include cigarettes.

Bro can you pass your smokable.

Have you seen my smokable

Who took my smokable!

by Fariri August 1, 2020

smookah

A shorter way to say smoke hookah.

Lets smookah outside tonight.

by kanto king April 10, 2009

Smolka's 2nd Law

Smolka's 2nd Law states: Because of the eventual exhausting of resources, the expansion of growth must be stifled.

Smolka's 2nd Law illuminates the fact that taxes and inflation are not the problem but the solution. Compound interest on money, would mean that many more people would become wealthy. As, a preemptive strike, the national debt and collection of taxes insures that, that will never happen.

by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009

Skodka

Skittles Vodka. You separate all the skittles by color and put them into different bottles. Then you add vodka in order to make the best shots ever!

Person1: I would love to have some shots now!
Person2: We should have made Skodka! Those are the best shots you can have!

by Heisenberg2 April 10, 2013

Smoka Mouf

A smoka mouf is a crackhead at the gas station, or someone who’s always doing something stupid and wild. Throwing milk up in the air at Walmart? Smoka mouf. Yelling in the hallway while class is going on? Smoka mouf.

“Jayden is a smoka mouf bruh.”
“Stop being a smoka dude”
“Smoka mouf ahh jit”

by Lilgoofylil March 18, 2022