smackjockey

usually to describe someones stupidity or their neverending love for football or just a dumbass that looks pretty ugly and has concrete slabs.

i know a smackjockey we call him Josh Pezzi B/c his teeth look like their doining backflips and their concrete slabbed

by Josh Beier December 23, 2003

smackjockey

an insult commonly used towards jocks that smack each other in the ass "smack jockey" but anyone can call anyone a smack jockey use it once see if you like it

shut the fuck up smack jockey

by Beier December 28, 2003

sockcock

ones cock with in a sock to masturbate...

some guy-"dood use a tissue!!!"

other dood-"hell no t3h s0ck > j00!"

by Anthony Askew October 16, 2004

Shockcocker

Fingering a girl with one fist in the butt and one fist in tha vagina and making her scream.

i gave my girl the shockcocker last night and boy did she scream

by Rollie York August 21, 2006

shockrock

To do something so completely astounding and eye popping (shocking) it could be thought of as powerful enough to shake the ground (rocking).
A combination of "to shock" and "to rock".

You shockrock me, dude.
My book is going to shockrock the publishing world into a frenzy.
The rollercoaster was a total shockrock!

by Freeman Hall June 3, 2006

Stockcock

A human penis of unremarkable length, girth or shape. Also known as a Mehdick.

Tony: You love sucking me off, don't you Alicia!
Alicia: To be honest, your stockcock is boring me..

by The Sexologist September 12, 2022