smoigel

A smoigel is a traditional Jewish fruit basket that has only green fruits but no pears!!

Jim: this is for you
Adam: what is it?
Jim: a smoigel
Adam: a what?
Jim: a smoigel

Johnny: you know, a smoigel

Jim: happy birthday, pusface

by Pissface_ October 31, 2018

smogged

to subject a car to an emissions test with a pass result. Usually a state will require such a test with a passing grade in order to properly register your car in that state.

I finally got my car smogged but I had to have the mechanic work on it for days.

I couldn't get my car smogged. The catalytic converter failed.

by whiskeyhotel February 4, 2012

smokage

An exclamation of getting high from smoking something.

Whoa!! Direct smokage Dude!!!

You're going to get some serious smokage ouuta that joint.

Direct Smokage...

by Ditriciser September 10, 2007

smeager

A smeager is the small portion on a fly's mouth which extends to eat food. If poked on the human skin it make leave tiny teeth marks.

Oh man, look at the fly on my burger...EW his smeager just touched it.

by T-Jayzel June 20, 2004

smodge

smoking but also depressed. It's very similar to sadge, which is sad and also depressed. Don't ask where the 'dge' ending came from, because I don't know either. It's another part of the twitch language.

When your favorite twitch streamer says smodge, and everyone is like, "don't u mean sadge?" xD xD xD

by PkmnUnit3isG January 4, 2022

smagettied

To get hammered drunk, Plastered out of the ass, Retardedly retarded.

Brandon: Dude what you do last night?
Kevin: Went to the bar and got smagettied as fuck.

by Blaze B March 19, 2009

smooge

the act of taking up as much space as humanly possible. This involves sprawling across several couch cushions, the floor, the coffee table, etc. Smooging is all about maximizing spatial area. When multiple bodies get involved in this smooging, it becomes a clusterfuck of sprawling similar to Twister without the mat.

Dude, are you really going to smooge all over the couch? I'm sitting here too.

by zombiehunter951 April 2, 2012