The Smithester

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!

Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!

by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

Slither Giggle

While wrestling with a partner playfully to fulling groping and sexual favors arth given.

Donna K- "Im at the bar mark, do you wanna give me your favors of pleasure for my pinkess tacotis?"

Mark H: "I Slither giggled 2 months ago."

by alphavictorbravo November 6, 2011

Smotherment

The act of being punished by a girl sitting on your face for a period of time

Shannon was mad at Tommy so he held his breath as she gave him some Smotherment late last night

by Cven August 8, 2010

Smithtrashington

Alternate name for "Smithtown", a small town on Long Island consisting primarily of opiate abusers, soccer-moms, cars bought with maxed out credit cards, and bad pizza.

Timothy: "Hey! you wanna go over to Paul's house and do jump rope?
Arty: "Nah man last time we were in Smithtrashington I fractured my ankle doing that. Now I'm addicted to pain killers"

by KGBsports October 4, 2019

Breast Smother

When a girl pins down another girl or a guy in a wrestling match (usually if it's a guy the match was staged, unless the dude is just a big panzy, and/or lets her win for the enjoyment of having this move done on him) by laying on top of them, them being face up and she being face down, and then presses her boobs (they're usually big or else this is pointless) down over their face, smothering them with her massive rack. When a girl does this to a guy, the guy is in a state of extreme bliss, and when a girl does this to another girl, then all guys watching are in a state of extreme bliss, but wish they were underneath as well.

If a guy does this to a girl, well then he's mean for laying his fat self (he's gotta be fat to have boobs) on a poor girl, and if a guy does this to a guy, you will effectively be boner-killed for the rest of your life. Avoid at all costs if you ever want to masturbate again.

A girl lays down on another girl and uses her boobs to smother her face, thus, a breast smother. *fap fap fap fap*

by Badassmonkey December 16, 2008

Alan Smithee

A pen name that directors use when they want to disown a movie they made. Can also be used for when someone is so ashamed of something they did.

Twilight was not directed by Alan Smithee. What a surprise.

by Ainrana March 11, 2012

Breast Smother

When a woman pins down a man, then lowers her breasts onto his face, thus smothering him. Sometimes used in mixed wrestling. It is encouraged that all women with good-sized boobs do this.

When I went home last night, she breast smothered me for a half-hour!

by facechair February 21, 2009