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smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point
Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

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Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."
by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010
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smirking chimp

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.
by jesster79 March 5, 2005
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smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.
by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004
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Smirting

The act of flirting with someone while smoking outside a pub
Met this dope chick last night while smirting outside the Belle Vue, got her number and she's hot for me to give her a bell!
by Richard Brooks October 17, 2007
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vote smurfing

Getting around a website's "one person one vote" logic by voting from multiple computers.

See ballot stuffing and meth smurfing.
The only way you could have gotten so many thumbs up on your urbandictionary entry was from vote smurfing.
by Brand X May 11, 2010
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smurfing

Gaming term: Entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.

Commonly used by server admins and the like.
l4m3rtw4t: you cock sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
{Player1 Signed As ADMIN }
l4m3rtw4t: Shit
by Moggy006 June 14, 2004
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smirkin' lurkin'

the act of creepily staring down someone in an unwantedly provacative manner
that kid over there has been straight smirkin' lurkin' on ya boy. I finna get Buck in this bitch and whoop some creepy ass.
by yahh boii May 14, 2009
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