Smirfjob

When a girl eats a blue jolly rancher or some other blue artificial food and gets a blue tongue and then proceeds to give a guy head leaving his penis a blueish color.

I gave him a smirfjob leaving his penis blue after i ate a blue jolly rancher before blowing him.

by [e-mail] January 27, 2011

Smurffed

Originated in the small town of Norton, MA. This is a popularly used term when referencing a high. Is used as a way to express ones mind-state after alcohol or marijuana intake.

Wow i am "smurffed" right now!

I'm about to get "smurffed" in a bit.

by Collegekidd December 28, 2010

smirlfriend

a term used in the slums of long island... specifically east northport... where when a girl pretends as if she did not hear the word GIRLFRIEND.

CASE ONE:
obbsessive weirdo guy: will u be my girlfriend?
kim: did u say smirlfriend?

CASE TWO:
MAJOR HOTTIE: idno im kind of still with my girlfriend, but i dont know if i still have feelings for her anymore since i met you.
ash: smirlfriend?

by kim =) March 3, 2008

smiff

How some people say smith.

yo what college are you going to?

Johnson C. Smiff

by hyroller February 28, 2009

smurffsexual

1. You find blue skinned guys/girls attractive. Tbh you must be really weird, if you do that. ;-;
2. You find small guys/girls attractive, and you often crush on them.

1. That smuff with white hat and pants is super attractive.

2. That small guy over there is so hot. I must be smurffsexual

by tropi-auntie November 7, 2020

Smirf

When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.

"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"

by Marshi January 21, 2004

smirf sex

when a girl has sex with a guy that has a small penis.

GIRL: I'm a virgen and I'm scared to pop my cherry so I'm going to have smirf sex.

MAN: You found the right guy.

by maria garnica March 28, 2011