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smiley gladhands

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.
"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."
by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009
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James Simpleton

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored
by Clint K April 16, 2008
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Chinky Smile

When a person smiles so hard that they're eyes crinkle up and disappear, usually someone with asian heritage but there are exceptions.
Where tf did your eyes go, Crystal? Your half-asian is showing! What a chinky smile.
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first love smile

A type of smile that belongs to a member of a Korean group called Loona, who's name is Yves or Ha Sooyoung. It's a smile that can make you fall in love with her instantly
Person A: who's that? Her smile is beautiful
Person B: Right? That's Yves! She has a first love smile
by Loonathewierdchaoticgays November 12, 2021
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Simpler times

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.
I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!
by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020
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Coke and a smile

Immortalized by an Eddie Murphy bit, "Have a Coke and a Smile" was a Coca-Cola ad campaign in the early '80s.

In Eddie's bit, Richard Pryor tells Bill Cosby (who did Coke ads) to "Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up).
Richard: Do the people laugh when you say what you say?
Eddie: Yes.
Richard: Do you get paid?
Eddie: Yes.
Richard. Then tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shit the fuck up, the jello-pudding-eating motherfucker.
by demoxenos October 28, 2013
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frog smile

The frog smile is a sexual act performed by a man and a woman. Both participants must be naked with the woman standing in front of the man. The man then leapfrogs over the woman, dragging his penis and balls across her back and head.
Sonic: My girlfriend Amy really loves it when I frog smile her with my spiky four-headed penis.
Tails: That's disgusting Sonic!
by Dr. Game Grumps October 10, 2015
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