SMIF

Single Mother I Fucked

There are two types of single mothers in this world, MILFs and SMIFs

by The 'Kaos July 8, 2006

smif

Stands for 'sorry my internet failed' when instant messaging with a friend over the internet. Most commonly used after the user rejoins the conversation, having lost internet connection for a short while beforehand due to their shitty internet service provider.

"how's everything going?"
*other person is offline*
*other person comes back online*
"smif =/"
"it's cool"

or used as a verb:
- my internet smiffed
- i have a feeling i'm going to smif in a moment, my internet's been dodgy all day!

by Fix facebook chat October 19, 2010

SMIF

Some MALE I Fucked

That was just a SMIF.

by 4FunShowMe November 17, 2015

smif'

an abbreviation for the hand gun ,Smith and Wesson..

Yo!..That fool tried to yank me so I pulled out the smif' and let off!

by Denman75 July 6, 2008

smif

1. A firearm, usually semiautomatic. Also can be a pistol.
2. One of the rappers in the rap duo "Smif-n-Wessun", most famous for the song "Bucktown".

Person 1: Man you better be careful in that neighborhood.
Person 2: Don't worry about me, I'm good as long as I got my smif at my side.

Person 1: Rap today sucks, do you know any good rap artists?
Person 2: Yeah man, check out some stuff from smif n wessun, theyre pretty tight.

by Brrrrrrraaaat Young Buck November 8, 2006

SMIF

S-Stupid
M-Mad
I-Idiot
F-Fool

1.Are you a SMIF?
2.I've never seen a bigger SMIF than you.

by Sanain December 12, 2009

Smifs

A rather maths level dedicated to pure retards who struggle to put 2 and 2 together. The class is in the year groups of year 11 and 12. The classes Usually consists of People named mick d and zach hensby.

“ hey Zach we have smifs, let’s not be late as we learning our time stables “

by Stillooo May 26, 2019