Smiffed

To miss an easy opportunity

I was through on goal and smiffed it

by Wee Spies June 25, 2019

SMIF

Single Mother I Fucked

There are two types of single mothers in this world, MILFs and SMIFs

by The 'Kaos July 8, 2006

SMIF

Some MALE I Fucked

That was just a SMIF.

by 4FunShowMe November 17, 2015

smif'

an abbreviation for the hand gun ,Smith and Wesson..

Yo!..That fool tried to yank me so I pulled out the smif' and let off!

by Denman75 July 6, 2008

SMIF

S-Stupid
M-Mad
I-Idiot
F-Fool

1.Are you a SMIF?
2.I've never seen a bigger SMIF than you.

by Sanain December 12, 2009

smiffed

to get owned.

usually followed with the word 'shame!'

mr.scott got smiffed last week.

by GEE:) December 29, 2007

Smifs

A rather maths level dedicated to pure retards who struggle to put 2 and 2 together. The class is in the year groups of year 11 and 12. The classes Usually consists of People named mick d and zach hensby.

“ hey Zach we have smifs, let’s not be late as we learning our time stables “

by Stillooo May 26, 2019