Smiffed

To miss an easy opportunity

I was through on goal and smiffed it

by Wee Spies June 25, 2019

SMIF

Single Mother I Fucked

There are two types of single mothers in this world, MILFs and SMIFs

by The 'Kaos July 8, 2006

SMIF

Some MALE I Fucked

That was just a SMIF.

by 4FunShowMe November 17, 2015

smif'

an abbreviation for the hand gun ,Smith and Wesson..

Yo!..That fool tried to yank me so I pulled out the smif' and let off!

by Denman75 July 6, 2008

SMIF

S-Stupid
M-Mad
I-Idiot
F-Fool

1.Are you a SMIF?
2.I've never seen a bigger SMIF than you.

by Sanain December 12, 2009

smiffed

to get owned.

usually followed with the word 'shame!'

mr.scott got smiffed last week.

by GEE:) December 29, 2007

Smiffing

The act of masturbating using roadkill. Smiffing is often done in a repeated manner or shared amongst multiple people; One smiffes into roadkill, and then shares the same roadkill or uses it again. Smiffing is usually done with the goal of filling out said roadkill with bodily juices to imitate taxidermy.

"I was smiffing using a rabbit I found on the road by my house"

by slanggod104 February 21, 2025