smif'

an abbreviation for the hand gun ,Smith and Wesson..

Yo!..That fool tried to yank me so I pulled out the smif' and let off!

by Denman75 July 6, 2008

Will Smif

The way Will Smith pronounces his own name.

"Hey whats up everyone it's me, Will Smif."
-Will Smith

by rectangle March 6, 2009

smiffy

a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis

i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it

by Poo Eater February 21, 2005

smiffed

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

by Smith 3 October 22, 2011

Smiffkins Bridge

The area between a mans' nut sack and his arse hole, aka the perineum.

I sat on a drawing pin yesterday, got me right in the smiffkins bridge, hurt like a mutha fucka let me tell ya.

by Bobanog June 19, 2008

SMIFF

An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.

First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"

or

There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF

by jetwake08 October 12, 2011

Applelonia Smiff

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

by Cheena September 26, 2007