smerting

Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

Sterging

The act of urinating in someones anus.

He is a fan of Sterging, he regularly Sterges his girlfriend after anal sex.

by Daniel Matthews October 12, 2005

Smeging

The act of dripping one's smega upon another's forehead (usually performed when the victim is unconscious)

Smegzaib strikes again with another a mass special needs school smeging

by Smegzaib Leaver December 4, 2021

Smeaging

An abundance of anxiety; When anxiety takes over life.

“Beaker” from Sesame Street

Al’s Smeaging out right now.
I talked to him earlier, he was smeaged out.

by Smig Bush August 10, 2023

smerting

Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break.

Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Sperging out

Behaving like someone with Asperger's syndrome, or needing to go home and shut yourself off from all human contact for a while.

This party is way too crowded. I feel like going home and sperging out for a while.

by Howdykitty January 16, 2011

Skerging

The art of following a fat person riding thier bike waiting for them to get off then sniffing and licking the sadle.

Cor had a good skerge earlier the saddle was still warm.

As peter followed his next skerging vicyim he was unaware that she was wearing tenor lady soaking up the valuable sweat and juices.

by Ashley Millman May 4, 2007