Shmerdon

A phrase used when something bad happens.

Shmerdon, I forgot my wallet.
That exam was a shmerdon.

by Almush1 December 3, 2021

serdar

A very intelligent person but usually to fucking lazy to do shit.

He would be the new Einstein if he wasn't such a Serdar

by WOwnoshit September 16, 2017

sherd

Wet shit with a reverberous fart.

I just had the best sherd of my life.

by sherdherder November 2, 2010

Smerald

The last name of one of the greatest females on earth. Also, one with the last name "Smerald" will belong to a clan of 14. Yes. Do feel special..I do.

EssexMASSIF xDD

"Yo. Don't mess with the Smeralds. They're crazy mofos!"

by Lozzza x December 24, 2007

Smead

When an individual fails to clean their anus correctly, sweat starts to builds up causing a thickened sauce like mixture that is usually left on the under garments.

While I was joggin I could feel the smead building between my cheeks.

My arsehole was so itchy today when I scratched it there was Smead left on my finger, it stunk.

by oxgalvatronxo October 10, 2019

word shmerding

Trying to ridicule a person or thing by repeating twice, but during the second repetition replace the first consonant(s) with s-h-m.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.

Hugo: You know you really shouldn't do that any more. You might go to prison.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.

by Ben faulding May 11, 2006

skerd

Scared, Frightened

Is you skerd?

by Havoc June 22, 2003