I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

my fart smell

it means your farts smell. nasty bitch. girls dont fart

my fart smell :(
no just shut up

by hitherlol April 22, 2021

Smells Like Homeless Fart

Used when something is extremely cool or really good and great.

Damn that’s a nice jacket bro !! It smells like homeless fart !

That movie we watched last night smells like homeless fart , it was extremely good bro.

by anonymous April 22, 2023