Smeef

A word that means absolutely nothing but is fun to say, usually referring to another person or friend.
It is also what a smurf's queef is called.

"yo smeef, did you hear that smurf's smeef just now"

by buttsnstuff November 1, 2016

Papi Smeef

The Opposite of Papa Smurf, he is a cool guy and a real ladies man and has a lot of friends. He also has big pee pee

Papi Smeef is so much better than Papa Smurf and Evan Clark

by Papi Smeef October 2, 2018

Smeef

A vape

Hey can I see your smeef?

by CMS.inc April 9, 2021

Smeef

A queef out of your asshole

Did you just Smeef?

by ngain October 21, 2019

Smeef

A unilateral linguistic experience; a state of mind.

“Damn bro I’m SO smeefed right now”
“Did you bring the smeef?”
“Can you smeef me later?”

by guanter May 26, 2024

Smeef

Smeef is the word for "I'm an idiot" in ancient Kai, who's mom allegedly messed up his birth certificate.

Smeef Smeef Smeef is Moto Moto

by SmeefLord March 3, 2019

Smeef

Queef + Smegma. When you have sex with a cheesy dick and feel the gassy aftermath.

I banged a hobo and now I feel a smeef coming on.

by Smeefmaster_flex June 14, 2016