by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015
Get the seeding the garden mug.A tactical move to seduce and disable an opponent in any kind of scenario. Useful especially on the elderly.
Yo G, my nan was telling me that i ruined christmas because i beat her in a game of tic tac toe so i hit her with a phat sned. She could't move for weeks. She will never tell me that again. Otherwise she is gonna catch another phat sneding.
by TheRealSnedMonster October 13, 2019
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When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!
"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"
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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"
"Dude, seed your porn"
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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"
by Adz0rz September 27, 2005
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by paleblueyes August 25, 2009
Get the Sleding mug.Smedding is an activity commonly practiced in much of Eastern Europe and also within the Estonian community in Colchester, England.
The practice itself has no known origin and invlolves the insertion of items (commonly a finger) into a male's anus whilst fellatio is being perfomed to enable the "smedee" to reach climax when it may not naturally happen.
The term Smedding was first coined by the erotic novelist Donatien Alphonse François de Sade (the Marquis De Sade) in his first novel Justine (Les Infortunes de la Vertu), first published in 1791.
The main character Justine is seen to be performing fellatio on another main character Mikael Smedkovic who asks the young maiden to insert an un-named root vegetable (commonly believed to be a carrot) into his anus to enable him to climax after consuming a large amount of Absinthe.
The practice itself has no known origin and invlolves the insertion of items (commonly a finger) into a male's anus whilst fellatio is being perfomed to enable the "smedee" to reach climax when it may not naturally happen.
The term Smedding was first coined by the erotic novelist Donatien Alphonse François de Sade (the Marquis De Sade) in his first novel Justine (Les Infortunes de la Vertu), first published in 1791.
The main character Justine is seen to be performing fellatio on another main character Mikael Smedkovic who asks the young maiden to insert an un-named root vegetable (commonly believed to be a carrot) into his anus to enable him to climax after consuming a large amount of Absinthe.
Last night I was that pissed I had to get my missus to 'Smed' me using her finger, just so I could cum!
I was having a pissed up wank last night and fell asleep as it was taking so long, I wish I had 'Smed' myself.
It only takes me a few minutes to cum while I am 'Smedding' myself.
I was having a pissed up wank last night and fell asleep as it was taking so long, I wish I had 'Smed' myself.
It only takes me a few minutes to cum while I am 'Smedding' myself.
by dildo benito September 28, 2009
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Prime examples are jewellery and hair tying devices.
Prime examples are jewellery and hair tying devices.
Man this girl is definitely seeding me, I found a tube of lipstick down the couch and her lucky bracelet under my bed.
by Dr. Novice May 28, 2018
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