smeeshed

so completely smashed you decide it is a good idea to have sex with small animals

dude how smeeshed were you last night.

by JP lossman March 7, 2007

smeesters

Big man smeesters is the best driving instructer in the whole world (astroworld)!!! He is a big man

Gril: OMG ITS SMEESTERS!!

other gril: OMG NO HES MINE JESSICA

by solsos November 26, 2021

swedes

Swedes are a Germanic ethnic group native to Sweden. They mostly inhabit Sweden and the other Nordic countries. The English term Swede has been attested in English since the late 16th century and is of Middle Dutch or Middle Low German origin.

Do all Swedes really like surstromming?

by Prkl February 4, 2017

Spedestrian

Slow moving, clumsy, stupid pedestrians. Not fit for sidewalks, bike paths, roads, etc.

(See Sped)

"Omg I can't get around this stupid spedestrian!"

"That Spedestrian forgot his helmet!"

by Hoofy February 11, 2009

Suedeshoes

Some asshole whose is always interrupting ur sh!t.

Yo Suedeshoes, get the hell outta here!

by holt scotto May 6, 2011

smeyes

The condition of having semen in your eyes, which hurts like the dickens.

Alternatively, the act of ejaculating into your partner's eye.

"Oh man, she'll never call me again. I smeyesed her last night."

"You son of a bitch! You smeyesed me!"

by StinkyWizzleteats September 19, 2009

swedesboro

A sweet little town on the western side of South Jersey, USA. A very, very old town. The oldest church-Trinity Episcopal-is in the Atlas as a "Must See" attraction. Most of the people you will meet there are kind and caring, and-usually-mind their own business. Once a year, in either May or June, it holds a "Swedesboro Day" festival where people of the town (or visitors) can enjoy music and dwell in the history of the town itself and it's people. Full of places to see, it is a great place to visit.

Hey, have you ever been to Swedesboro?

No, I haven't. Is it nice?

Yeah! I love that little town!

by The 23rd Doctor November 17, 2013