speans

Speans are very tight, norrow legged, stretch jeans. The word comes from the combination of the words "spandex" and "jeans." Speans are commonly worn by punk rockers and can be found in eighties vintage stores.

Wil's speans are hard to the c-c-core!

by Maureen Svac April 15, 2005

Smeasal

The best drink in the world.

1 pint of diesel

2 bottles of smirnoff ice

2 bottles of Orange Alcopop

Pour equally into 3 pint glasses

3 mates

3 straws

Then 3 straws in first pint and suck... then next and then last.

Wait 20 minutes and try standing up

Smeasal Race

2 teams of 3 mates who ever wins pays for the lot!

by Ollie7 October 18, 2008

smansi

smansi = i swear

freddie: do you remember izzy?
dan: smansi she’s pregnant now

by tyxty August 18, 2020

SeanSZN

SeanSZN aka FoneNumber (RIP) Is an NBA2k20 Covid-19 random. He games all day and has red hair and gets bullied in the Playstation 4 parties for having such a hilarious hair color. He is known for his ability to delay events like ruffles, and says crazy things to BoardsTheGoat in gamechat in previous 2ks. He tries to play pro am but always fails due to his poor communication skills. He is also an avid fan of the LGBTQ community and supports the movement as a whole. The 4KT movement does not claim SeanSZN even though he listens to YoungBoy all day even though he cannot relate to any of the lyrics. Sad.

C4- Can someone tell this ginger to stop blasting YB im trying to play
Aqui- I can boot him if you need.
Yogi- Yo wtf stop booting people pathetic lame Aqui
C4- SeanSZN is a pathetic ginger so sad

by Ian Bitton September 11, 2020

semansplaining

When a woman explains what she wants sexually and how to bring her to orgasm, but the man ignores her as he feels he knows better. She fails to orgasm and is left unsatisfied. He may blame her or not care. Often he can't find her clitoris.

"I told Jacob what he had to do to get me to orgasm. He said he knew what he was doing," Catherine said. "He was semansplaining how he knew more about my body than me."
Kate asked, "Did he play with your clit?"
"He never even found it!" cried Catherine.

by CSurvivor9 May 18, 2023

patrick and seans house

Otherwise known as PSH. It is probably the best place in the world. It is where brain cells come to die.

Lets go to patrick and seans house tonight, i am keen for a f@cking jol.

by PRG1020 March 19, 2014

sheans

slang for short jeans. Used interchangably with jorts. Sheans are worn mostly by little kids, men over 40 and d-bags.

Eww. That guy's sheans speak for themselves.

by Gair-Bear May 25, 2007