sassage

slang for a full service massage offered in a brothel posing as a legitimate massage parlor.

my dry streak went on for so long that I went and got myself a sassage.

by disgruntled hobbiest February 2, 2009

sassage

SA-SAGE : cock, dick , willy, schlong , your moms best friend

"hey hinerman how you like that sassage in the anal passage" "oh i love it man especially steve guantts when we make out at partys and fuck each other in the brown eye"

by ell pizzle October 11, 2004

Sassage

A word with no signifigance but just their to answer a question you don't give a shit about.

Tom: Hey Mark, how's your girl friend doing.

Mark:Sassage!!!

by Shittles June 17, 2007

sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

I stuck my polish sassage in her.

by greg January 11, 2004

smausage

The random gross wet old moldy sausage rolled with different types of meat rolled into a sausage line that is hung on the wall, by a window, or by a fan. Smausage is also sacred to some religions. The smell of smausage will linger for about 20 minutes after taken down. The only way to get rid of the smell is febreez and smoking weed.

Hey Cornelius, that's a nice smausage you got there.

by The deep squeeger June 17, 2016

Sassage

When someone is so sassy, they're savage.

Tom: Sissy is so sassy today it's actually pretty savage.
Sissy: I'm sassage. What do you expect.

by Dr.SassySuess May 26, 2020

Smashage

A text message sent with the intention of fucking them upon their response.

Hey fellows, I am going to have to leave after she responds to this smashage.

by betterdick April 8, 2022