Smithtown High School East

The worse of the two high schools, most people who attend this school are rich and spoiled and self conscious about themselves. They are usually short and have an odd odor of cheese stuck to them and always look like they are about to cry. They often steal there parents money to get high and try to start shit with the people from smithtown high school west while the people from west try hard to put up with it. They mostly always back down from fights with kids from West.

SMHEkid : EAST IS BEAST, EAST IS BEAST I LOVE SMITHTOWN HIGH SCHOOL EAST, EAST IS BEAST!!
SMHW kid :Uhh... Chill
SMHE kid: *Smacks SMHW kid*
SMHW kid: Fucking fight me you cheesy spoiled gremlin brat.
SMHE kid: *runs away* Ahhh im a little pussy
SMHW kid: I fucking hate East

by Count Quiverous April 10, 2015

smithtown

located on long island, smithtown is 99% white, even though about 40% of the kids try to dress like theyre from a ghetto. another 30% are the sterotypical emo kids who say they are unique, but theyre all in photo club and all shop in thrift stores, not because theyre poor, but because its the cool thing. the other 30% are preppy or just normal dressing people.
there is not much to do in smithtown. most people just smoke weed all day, and complain about how boring smithtown is. the other people actually look around, and realize there is a decent amount of stuff to do.

emo kid 1- "ugh 1 cant believe th3r3 are no thrift st0res in smithtown."
emo kid 2 - "l0l yeah i kn0ww, lets go smoke."
normal kid- "SHUT UP SHUT UP"

by smithtown is pretty good October 25, 2005

smithtown

A town in Suffolk County on Long Island, NY. It is really boring and not diverse at all, with over 95% of the population being white. Kids here might claim to have a life, but they really don't. Even kids that are able to drive wind up staying in Smithtown on weekends. At least 50% of adolescents in Smithtown can be seen walking around the main streets of St.James and Smithtown in their free time, or at Starbucks hanging out without buying anything, or in the back lots of shopping centers smoking pot or drinking 40s, or they're at the mall every day. There are 2 high schools, East and West. Students can be seen at the gates of the schools smoking cigarettes and trying to look cool. Smithtown West, sadly, has a DDR club and a dodgeball club. East has nothing interesting. Students also enjoy writing threats on desks, smoking in elevators, cussing out teachers, smoking in the stairwells, streaking, putting random stickers all over the place, and so on. So-called "potheads" talk about pot and getting stoned all the time and then say they don't want to be called a pothead. Straight edgers stick together and usually become alcoholics by the time they're legal. Most Smithtown girls that claim they're bisexual never get girlfriends. Most kids say they hate living here, but wouldn't leave if they had the chance. Ignorance and apathy is a common trait among many Smithtown kids.

MONDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall.
TUESDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall.
WEDNESDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall....then Starbucks.

And so on.

by renownsyaaa July 16, 2008

Smithtown West

A crappy school filled with disgusting individuals who are completely different from any other school. These kids are so cocky and most of the kids are "popular kids" while the normal kids get maken fun of. The worst class is the class of 24 which has the biggest scumbags. The girls in the school just want hot sexy guys that still abuse them but hate people who are slightly ugly. This school spreads rumors faster than wildfires and these kids are so obnoxious. They are also known for bullying people for no explainable reason and act like douchebags for no reason. They will go out of their way to bully normal kids and literally just record kids for no reason. The class of 24 has a lot of wannabe gangsters and they will not shut up. These people will stop at nothing to get what they want and they love to make sex jokes but snitch on kids they don't like at all. On snapchat they leave you on opened for no reason and put you in random gcs just so they can "expose you"

Smithtown West girl: Hey let's brag about going to the 12th party we've been to this month!

Smithtown west girl 2: wow you're soooo sexy!

Smithtown west girl 1: love you babyyy

Normal Smithtown west kid: says "hi"

Smithtown west girls 1 and 2: *leaves kid on opened and blocks them*

by TheKidInAWarzone May 4, 2022

Smash Town

when a guy is sure or confident he is going to hook up with a girl hes going to see later

Bro 1: yeah dude im ganna take gillian to smash town tonight!

Bro 2: NICE brosef

by ineedafsn June 29, 2009

Smithtown

A place on Long Island that is about an hour away from New York City. The town is 99% white, but nearly 95% of the people there pretend they are "gangster" and "from the ghetto" even though the things they buy are too expensive for people from the real ghetto are able to afford. Besides the "gangsters," Smithtown is infested with stuck up, self centered bitches who whine all of the fucking time and hate you because your not wearing Abercrombie or Hollister. Also, every damn person who goes to high school in Smithtown wears plaid, which makes them look like lumberjacks. Also, almost every girl in Smithtown dye their hair nearly every week and straighten their hair so much that they constantly smell like dead hair. It's fucking disgusting. They also talk like "valley girls," when in reality they've never even been to California before. There is also the small group of scene kids who claim they are unique when in reality they look like everyone else. Every single girl in Smithtown is obsessed with the "Twilight" series, despite the fact that they've only read one of the books. And every single guy from Smithtown is obsessed with "The Dark Knight" only to make them look like they actually have balls. There are two high schools in Smithtown: East and West. At West, you have to memorize fucked up lines telling you to hug your parents and be polite, which people either don't care about or pretend to not care about so they look cool. Despite how much West sucks, it's still better than East, which is filled with potheads. If you want to meet someone from Smithtown, go to any mall on Long Island. They will be there.

Smithtown Kid: "LETZ GO TO THE MALLLL."

by SHMMOOOOOPP. January 25, 2009

Smithtown

A town in Northwestern Suffolk County known for its bar scene on main street. The legend of it founding is that Richard Smith made a deal with the native americans that allowed him to keep all the land he ride in one day on his bull Whisper. A statue of Whisper is in the town. He has a large penis because he is located across from the towns titty bar. It is a wealthy town with only small pockets of poor people. The Town at night is a hangout for juvies and drunks. The teens copy whatever pop culture tells them either ghetto or skaters or emo. Most patrons of the bars are collar pop'in wannbe's with sandle wearing preps and older creppy guys mixed in. Even the older people are "me too's" people driving escalades and drinking starbucks. Basically if getting fucked in the ass was in style you can guarantee smithtown would be doing it.

God "I have just taken a shit. Thou shalt call it Smithtown"

by Paul Binder June 14, 2008