smap

the sound made by ones testicles after horribly devastated by a handrail after a failed skateboarding attempt

friend one: "dude did you see that kid!? he totally just wrecked his nuts!"

friend two: "i know it was like SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP... SMAP!

by Dr. Doris and friend July 31, 2008

Smap

This is the use of a strong pimp hand slap, but with only 75% of full standard pimp hand slap kinetic force. Utilized generally to make an example of but not spoil the goods by elite urban pimps

When an elite pimp smaps a girl to get her attention but also the rest of is stock, without the potential for financial loss from damaging said goods.

by Doctor Übel November 19, 2010

Smap

Shorthand for smiled appreciatively. Should be substituted for the overused expression "lol".

John read Sara's witty email and sent responded with a note reading only, "smap".

by Nek_0414 November 27, 2012

smap

to slap or smack very hard

BAM, you just got smapped in the face!

by Kat<3! March 11, 2009

smap

It's the new "snap" - (see "snap" - An expression which expresses expression.)

Oh smap! Are they performing "Rhythm Is A Dancer"?

by Howard August 23, 2004

Smap

A term created on World of Warcraft Server US:Trollbane:Horde

Smap (n) (1)A scrawny, pasty, World of Warcraft player screwing with Finger Prints action figures.
(2)(v) The act of masturbating (jacking it) to a Finger Prints Action Figure.

(1) Man... Tecknique was a total smap.

(2) I heard Tecknique's mom caught him smapping to his Finger Print Action Figure! What a douchefag!

by Cthulhu:Trollbane May 21, 2008

Smap

Hitting someone with less force than a slap but more than a smack. It will sting but won't leave a mark.

Oh man, that guy is being so annoying, I just want to smap him upside the head.

by Hans Flergsberger March 9, 2009