An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.
Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."
Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010
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Slap your smallest friend day!
On November 14th, you are allowed to slap your small friend
e.g:
Tall friend: hey guess what!
Small friend: what??
Tall friend:it’s November 14th!
Small friend: oh god please no
On November 14th, you are allowed to slap your small friend
e.g:
Tall friend: hey guess what!
Small friend: what??
Tall friend:it’s November 14th!
Small friend: oh god please no
by Thisismytallfriendsbdaypresent November 9, 2019
Get the Slap your smallest friend day! mug.This salliness is unacceptable. If you don't stop I will buy you tampons for your bleeding vagina. (talking to a man)
by sallimay June 11, 2011
Get the salliness mug.when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)
rob: yo john wats today
john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday
rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday
rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
by theamazingyuu March 23, 2010
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Get the the smallest mug.An undefined or undiagnosable illness that workers on the BP oil spill will inevitably suffer from because of their long term exposure to the toxic atmosphere that surrounds them.
Hey, did you guys hear about the growth that Neville has coming out of the side of his head? No, what's up with that? Yeah he is the first of many to suffer from a SPILLNESS!
It seems that he was working on the oil spill cleanup grew down in the Gulf and the exposure to all of fumes from the atmosphere caused it. But they aren't sure if it was that or just from eating too many Coco Puffs.
It seems that he was working on the oil spill cleanup grew down in the Gulf and the exposure to all of fumes from the atmosphere caused it. But they aren't sure if it was that or just from eating too many Coco Puffs.
by PEARKAY May 29, 2010
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