smallcockitis

A disease, typically contracted at birth, in which a man is born with a tiny useless penis

When I was born the doctor told my parents I have smallcockitis

by Babydickmcgee November 17, 2015

Smallock

A derogatory term used to describe a penis that is smaller than one of the testicles.

Wow Adam is that a smallock?

I love sucking smallock!

by Tailjob October 9, 2009

birthday stalkblocked

when you go to stalk someone on facebook but they had a recent birthday so all you can see if happy birthday wall posts

Ron : dude did you see kelly's status last night? whats with that?

Jon : nah man i went to her profile cause she commented on my status but her birthday was two days ago so i was birthday stalkblocked

by suckmyballs666 September 21, 2011

stalkblock

when the social media you're using digitally 'twitches' when you're about to click on a friends name to see what they're up to. Usually the result of heavenly intervention, God's trying to tell you something, specifically that you're a creeper & stop stalking for a while. Take a break!

Man, I was about to peek in on my ex to see what she's up to, when Facebook twitched on me - I was totally stalkblocked! Maybe it's time to take a break from this chick...

by Benjobsessin' March 16, 2011