smacktard

Someone who behaves like a retard and talks a lot of smack, especially in online games.

Smacktard: I own you nubs
Smacktard killed a teammate
Smacktard killed a teammate
Someone: What a smacktard

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Smacktard

A person who doesn't play by the social rules in a online game. Originated in the Sandbox mod of Battlefield 2, to describe "retarded" players who "smacked" people with props and did generally douchebaggy things. Akin to the Mingebag of Gmod.

Smacktard - "Lol I pwned your ramp with my Stunting DPV"

*Smacktard places explosive barrel at the bottom of a large ramp that you spent 5 min. building*

*Smacktard loads a huge dildo, crashes the server*

by fermatx April 26, 2009

smacktard

A really irratating bastard usually aged 15 and under. Someone who derives pleasure from destroying other peoples gaming experience. Also know as a "waste of skin" (see fucktard)

You little asshole.. why are you such a smacktard?

by Bill Gates April 11, 2003

Smatarted

Of being smart and retarded

Girl hey u being smart but also stupid
Girl is u mean I am being smatarted

by Cupcake decorating August 20, 2017

Smacktate

When you slap a lactating woman's boobs so hard during intercourse that a steady stream flows out for a minimum of 3 seconds.

Yo, I made Cassandra smacktate so hard it hit the cat.

by DannyPain November 27, 2019

Smacktard

one who deliberately seeks to destroy your gaming experience by: camping, teamkilling,grenadespamming,or just jackin off

get away from our base you spawnraping SMACKTARD

by dude May 27, 2003

smacktard

n. Someone who says something so stupid, that you want to smack them. Esp. when interjected into an exchange as an intrusive third party.

v. online emote form, /smacktard. Smack the person that said something stupid.

The forumn regulars were getting tired of all the smacktards dropping in to troll.

Where does Fox News Corp dig up all these smacktards pretending to be experts?

by NastyDiaper May 28, 2006