smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.
Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?
by Locker December 12, 2008
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Smacker

A hundred dollar bill.So called because of all the juicey stufvf it can buy.
I had sex with five prostitutes last night.I paid for it with a smacker.
by Deep blue 2012 January 13, 2010
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smackers

males who like to get the attention from the opposite gender by smacking the girls BEE-HIND!!!
boy that boy is one of the damn smackers!!!
by hellokittypal June 19, 2007
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smacker

when you fart so hard it smacks your asscheeks together so hard that it hurts
FART!!! "man that was a smacker! my ass hurts now!"
by pfloyd February 20, 2003
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Rat Smacker

Someone who dares to go against the odds and smacks those fucking rats. These people are also rumoured to be a secret society controlling the world with their power. Fear the rat smackers.
Person: "Bro"
Person: "You smack Rats?"
Rat Smacker: "Yeah"
Person: "Nice"
by BigSmithyMac March 12, 2020
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Smacker of toast

A slice or round of toast. Commonly used in Wiltshire, England.
Would you like one smacker of toast, or two?
by Beththefirst August 9, 2008
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Cunt Smacker

Someone who is rough during sexual intercourse.
Someone who enjoys slapping cunt.
Your dad is a cunt smacker.

I like being a cunt smacker.

Your a cunt smacker, were over.
by Brooke And Jami January 17, 2009
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