lay the smack down

To take control of a situation with the intention of resolving it as rapidly as possible

I am gonna go in there and lay the smack down

by KaffyP February 3, 2010

smack down

n. Physical violence. A severe beating.

"Shove it before I lay the smack down on your ass.

by zx August 15, 2002

smack daddy

another word for big daddy
person whos keepin it real
a friend
barack obama

(tyri)Yo leroy you see what jerome did?
(Leroy)Ya hes smack daddy

by Slim thuggaAMF January 17, 2009

smack-dizzle

Usually refered to as 'Slapping Bitches'

Ima Smack-dizzle that bizzle!

by SlasheR September 21, 2003

smack dat

to spank someone's behind for their own pleasure.

I went over to shandra's house to smack dat, but then shanelia got all up in my kool-aid so I smacked dat again, and then the po-po was all cookin hamburgers in my grill so I had to smack dat and den go back to where I reside in compton.

by davido jameson August 12, 2005

Smack dab

To position ones self, or an object like your rusty old car, in a place that is not only open and clearly visible to all, it is unavoidably in just about everyone's way.

"You can't miss him, he's over there, parked in his POS Volvo, smack dab in the middle of the road!"

or

"Be careful, someone left a banana peal smack dab on the hallway floor just outside that nasty Professor Dippy Shittsforbrains' science lab!"

by BettyBoobs_69 September 15, 2006

smack diddly donk

A word we use to threaten our kids instead of saying "Do you want a spanking?" Will stop all bad behavior immediately. Trust. Also works with some adults.

Credit to my neighbor Becca H.

"Stop crying or I'll give you a smack diddly donk!"

Lisa had second thoughts about snooping in her brother's room...what if he gave her a smack diddly donk? That would hurt! Wouldn't it?

by Momma Betsy February 3, 2008