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slut monkey

usually female, one who has sex with every one, even monkeys.
high chance of aids, hiv, syphilis, or some primate std that has not graced our streets yet.
or a tail.
which could be awkward...
Stoner: Dude! I went to the zoo yesterday and there were like fourhundred slut monkeys! I swear i was like... what why arent you in cages?! hahhh
slut monkey by eeeeeek May 7, 2008

Slut Monkey

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Your a billi jo singh
Slut Monkey
Slut Monkey by Jdidhd December 3, 2019

cum guzzling slut monkey 

Joe:yo that man is gay he slept with the whole team

Whore-Hoppin'-Slut-Monkey 

Made up by Monkey Boy to insult others..
Amanda is a whore-hoppin'-slut-monkey!
Whore-Hoppin'-Slut-Monkey by Katy December 3, 2004

Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey 

Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey is a phrase that describes women in particular. It means that the woman described loves to give guys head and when they cum she swallows it. The woman is also as disgusting as the gutters ,aka slums, that you may find her in. This woman is also known to go through many men or even get paid to give heead. On the other hand this woman is also as ugly as a monkey.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?

Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.

Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.

Monkey Slut 

A password used when you don't know who you real friends are.

When someone has cloned themselves into your form and you need to check if they are your real friend or an imposter.
Bob - "MONKEY SLUT"
Harry "MONKEY SLUT"
Bob "OH, I am so glad it's you and not an imposter

Harry - MONKEY SLUT

Imposter- EH?

Bob- ""She knows the password. Monkey Slut is blown!!!"
Monkey Slut by Skidz lottie November 19, 2010