slurpin jerkey

verb. to suck on a really old shriveled up wiener

For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

slurrie

slurrie: slut in a hurry.

a girl who sleeps with many in a short amount of time

skye: lets have sex. make it quick tho i have to be off.
chad: oo u slurrie.

fucken slurries

by babbbii July 11, 2007

slurzin

To think your high but you are not really and you do really stupid things.

Paula: Spray some of that febreeze!
Nikki:Suck that in!
Paula:Kay now we are high! Lets go give zack his sweater!
Nikki:Kay!

Nikki and Paula go to the park and give zach his sweatshirt. Then they take it back all while slurzin!

by nikki esquibel! July 4, 2008

slurpin-the-gurkin

the act of performing felatio

that hoebag can slurp the gurkin like pro

by icebox February 14, 2003

Slurpin Simms

When a guy nuts in a bowl, gets a spoon full and slurps it like its soup

Melvin: i think that guy is a slurpin simms...

Todd: Fagget...

by choo hoo March 5, 2009

Slurpin the soup

When ones sexual partner enjoys orally stimulating a women’s genetals when she is on her period.

It is Maddies time of the month! Time to go over and start slurpin the soup!

by -DB- March 9, 2012

slurvin

When your drunk or on drugs and your slippin, slidin, and swervin. Also happens while driving

Last night while drivin home from the club I was slurvin!

by Rdh3399 June 14, 2017