Slubbing

Verb - A unique form of affection that can only be truly demonstrated by an entity normally crippled with anxiety (such as 'possums). "Slubbing" is a completely platonic act of attempting to nuzzle beyond what conventional physics would normally allow, given the normal limitations of two distinct objects occupying the same space at the same time. So, the slubber continuously adjusts the snuggle as if in an attempt to find some glitch allowing them to clip through the slubbee as if reality itself were still in alpha test.

The 'possum has accepted her grape and has been Slubbing her for 20 minutes.

by Ddymus May 11, 2021

Slub

A Man who no longer talks to his friends after he gets married.

Hey brosef have you heard from Matt lately?

Nah man; he's a slub now.

by Slubbot April 29, 2014

Slub

A slimy or revolting body appendage. ie. oily fingers, dirty toes

Get your slubs off me.

by tok76 July 16, 2009

slubs

Slutty bitch (slutty bitches, pl.)

Look at all the slubs at tanning salon.

by ak streets January 5, 2006

Slub

Slub is the word to a girl who is slutty and chubby.

Slubby is the adjective form of the word slub.

We shouldn't go to that bar it is full of slubs.

guy 1: did you see that girl? she was hot!

guy 2: you must have goggles on, that chick was slubby...

by TheGomeeeeeez October 10, 2011

Slub

Dislocating a dildo from your moms pussy while she's sleeping because you're too lazy to go to the store

You slub a lot

by DipShart May 29, 2015

cock slub

To slap another persons face with an erect penis.

I cock slubbed her until she consented to oral sex.

by phx April 22, 2003