Slowy McPoopson

A person that takes a long time in the bathroom. (Most likely because they are defecating)

I have to use the bathroom. I hope Slowy McPoopson isn't in there.

by Matt Savo June 17, 2007

Slowy Joey

Term used to describe a very stupid or retraded person. Someone who has 3 braincells or less.

Rachel saw Mark sucking dick for one crack rock, so she shook her head and said, "He truly is one Slowy Joey."

by Tanky Doomsicle August 04, 2016

Slowy

When somebody acts slow like your best friend or family so you have to call them a nickname

friend: “whats 2 + 2 ?”

me: “how don’t you know what that is ? slowy “

by S1E44A July 23, 2023

Mathematical Slowies

Non-trick or non-tricky math questions that you can do at your snail’s pace without worry or fear of having to sit for any killer test or exam—they are recommended for self-confessed folks who pride themselves of being “hopeless at math,” or not being born with the “math gene.”

Mathematical slowies are the opposite of “mathematical quickies,” which are generally solved with some insight, and often accompanied by an occasional aha! reaction.

by Numerati January 19, 2025