snorkeling

Putting your balls into someone's mouth and having your penis stroked at the same time.....

I woke up in my ship's bunk to find that former Congressman Eric Massa was snorkeling me. He had his balls in my mouth and was stroking his cock.

by poopyfriend March 15, 2010

mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...

Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...

by Twattie April 22, 2009

Sand Snorkeling

To give oral sex to a Middle Earsterner or a hobo.

Josh:I heard Adam is into sand snorkeling now.

Katrina:Well if that butters his bicuit.

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

ass snorkeling

Ass snorkeling is very similar to brown nosing, but to the extremes.

The only reason he's getting that promotion is because he's been ass snorkeling the boss.

by Phour September 18, 2006

Butt Snorkeling

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

by Chris October 21, 2003

bog snorkeling

A new euphemism for cunnilingus, inspired by the world bog snorkelling championships in Llanwrtyd Wells in Powys (Wales).

"I was doing some bog snorkeling just last night. My gf loves it when I do that."

Quoted by user "Marcus Aurelius" on Fark.com thread 1642689

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

lap snorkeling

When you suck on a guy's balls while seated or laying in between his legs. From his point of view, he can see just the top of your head and his boner sticking up, making it look like you're a snorkeler.

I passed out in my chair and when I woke up, Jenn was lap snorkeling me.

by ahirebet July 19, 2010