sloppopotamus

A Slop Tart and a Hippopotamus Put Together---as seen on the Jersey Shore.

Dat girl be retardly drunk--what a sloppopotamus.

by sloptard March 17, 2011

Sloppopotamus

1. A hot mess.

2. All over the place and drunk.

Damn son you seen that chick, she was a sloppopotamus! She was all over the place!

by Infamous252 March 5, 2011

sloppopoddumus

A Fat And Sloppy invisual.

That Chick is A Big sloppopoddumus, espicaly when her name is cassy.

by FOCT January 31, 2008

sloploosy

A sloppy, loose vaginal cavity or "pussy"

"Last night I banged a bitch with one hell of a sloploosy!"

by SenoritaDrawnOn October 18, 2006

Sloppopotomus

A Sloppopotomus is a drunk, fat girl that tries to get with you at the bar. Sloppopotomus is derived from the latin: sloppimus maximus opottomus, meaning fat sloppy pig.

Most likely she will give you a rimjob without asking, dont worry about being clean down there, that soppy bitch wont care anyway.

Yo, i was at the club and this sloppopotomus waddled up and was all up on me. She was hammered and tried to jersey turnpike on my dizzle. She bent over and i swear i could smell her stank puss!

by boomstick12345 March 7, 2011

slopopatomus

when a woman gets sloppy drunk and acts a fool. usually involving crying, slapping (always involves the complete humiliation of herself and her man...or, in some cases, where the woman is a fat tard, her 'beer-pong partner')

kristen was a slopopatomus at spencer's birthday. someone needs to tell that bitch to lay off the four locos!!!

by dangerdave4209 March 9, 2011

sloppopotamus

someone who drinks until blacking out, usually spotted falling over, half asleep but still trying to talk but only mumbling vulgarity, typically quite the whore and can be spotted dancing around with her crusty panties hanging out that she has worn the past week. May or may not be fat like a hippo but deffinately the grimiest bitch at the party.

guy 1: what was that girl I just danced withs name I think it was kerryann or some shit like that.

guy 2: who cares bro she was a complete sloppopotamus

by kurbyy October 31, 2011