Slooshing

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.

We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.

by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007

Slunking

The act of sliding down a chair until you're laying down with your butt hanging off.

He enjoyed slunking in his chair. She slunked so hard she fell out of her chair.

by Lexiiiie January 3, 2018

sooking

To act like a pussy ass bitch. Wine like a two year old. One may "sook" while being hung over. Being put down by others or just simply can't perform every day tasks on their own and just "sook" about it.

Erika didn't want to cook without Riley so she started "sooking" about it

by my name is dog wood March 14, 2014

Sloaning

The act of pleasuring oneself in places that are considered to be not acceptable.

Dude did you see that guy sloaning?!?

by L Burr November 22, 2011

Fly Snooking

The act of sitting in a half full bath tub with an erection so only the head of the penis protrudes through the water. Catch a house fly and tear the wings off. Place the de-winged fly on the head of the penis, it will be unable to fly or swim away. Allow the fly to walk around stimulating the penis to orgasm.

Alan was a real sick ticket he was always getting caught fly snooking.

by Sic Wills September 6, 2008

Splonking

Walking around with no specific purpose. Often used as a time-killer.

Person: So what's up?
Splonk: Not much, just splonking for a while.

by Franz Fratelli February 18, 2015

scronking

A game where 2 or more men play conkers with Thier scrotums all saying no homo first to crack Thier balls wins
If more than 3 people play then they must form a circle

Guy 1: Last night me and the lads were scronking
Guy 2: wtf that sounds so gay
Guy 1: don't worry we all said"no homo"

by Mattyj006 February 25, 2020