Sloob

Sloob (slüb): n. Nick Burris and Linda Thach's friendship; A relationship based on loyalty, trust, jokes and laughs, lots and lots of laughs and jokes. Shared between you and your best friend. Sloob is used because there is no word in the world to describe how worthy the friendship is. When experiencing sloob, you and your best friend must become each other's 'everything' buddy; Laughing buddies, chuckling buddies, anger buddies, venting buddies, giggling buddies, etc. Sloob will one day make its way into historical textbooks. The word means you and your companion must share everything, which also means you guys share telepathy. Sloob is limitless, full of surprises, and the answer to every damn question out there. You never question the word. Ever. If you do, sloob does not exist to you and you don't quite understand the meaning just yet. You know you've finally achieve sloob with your best friend when you both are capable of doing everything. The bird is no longer the word, sloob is now the word. Sloob comes from an Asian root word. There is nothing greater than sloob. Sloob > Everything. Sloob = Magic.

If I were to have sloob with my best friend, my life would be complete.

by AyeYoGurl August 11, 2010

Sloob

Another word for bitch, but a nicer was of saying it

Amie is such a sloob

by Gingerbreadlady_ February 2, 2017

Sloob

Slow noob.

Person#1: well you gonna freaking type something or what?
Person#1: HELLO??
Person#1: ugh..
Noob: wut happened?
Person#1: FINALLY.. jeees, you're a friggin sloob.

by FranTheHomie December 7, 2009

boob sloob

A large chested prom-goer usually displaying her huge watermelons in a corset-like quinceñera dress.

"BOOB SLOOB"!

by dj earworm April 10, 2010

sloobing

V.
To go driving with the windows down after smoking pot.

We were so blazed that we went sloobing for an hour.

by Scott Dillon December 11, 2007

sloob

A lazy sloppy person that does not clean up after themselves. they often are seen at McDonald's leaving their trash on the table.

I hate going to McDonald's because sloobs leave their trash every were.

by apple seller May 18, 2013

Sloob

Sloob has no real meaning. It could mean "God" or "Bitch" or "Cum" depending on how you phrase it.

Past tense: Sloopt
Present tense: Sloobing
Future tense: Finna sloob; shall sloob
(You cannot substitute "finna" or "shall" with "gonna," "going to," or "will." Otherwise you are not a true sloob and will go to Sloob).

What's up my sloob? I'm finna sloob and I'll meet you at the Sloob when I'm done sloobing.

by dundon-nodundun June 15, 2018