shonkey

adj. - not entirely trustworthy, of shady character, ill reputed, fucked up

noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey

The Church of Scientology sure is a shonkey organization.

by Emmerson Biggins August 28, 2005

shlonkey

An enormous penis

Bruh I got a big ole shlonkey

by jsvplayz June 3, 2018

Slonky

Slonky is a term for heckin skinny bois. Opposite of chonks.

Your good boi needs a heckin feed, he's all slonky!

by kualla September 10, 2019

Slonky

Liam Burke has slonky eyes

Liam Burke received a doctors note for slonky eye syndrome

by JohnOnRoad2022 April 24, 2023

Slonked

Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.

Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.

by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

Snonkey

The Snonkey is a snake suited with the head of a donkey. Although usually viewed as a mythilogical creature, the snonkey has been rumored to exist within the unexplored deserts of Mauritania

As my little sister drew a picture of a Snonkey she whispered "I hate the Welsh..." I tried to explain to her that in fact the Snonkey may actually exist.

by NIGGA FACE March 24, 2005

slowkey

Taking it slow like the old days instead of jumping straight into a relationship or sex while keeping it on the down low

Nigga 1: Have you fucked her yet?
Chinesechocolate: Nah, I'm keeping it slowkey

by Chinesechocolate March 29, 2016