Sobertard

a mf who thinks of people that uses illicit substances as less of a person, and chooses a sober lifestyle.

I used to fuck with bro heavy until he stopped poppin pills and acting like he better than me on some sobertard shit

by pseudonym3433 November 18, 2021

sloberknockers

Breast that are so large and tantalizing that, like pavlov's dog, as a man you begin to drip slobber from your mouth

Wow, she has some massive Sloberknockers

by Charlie smith February 11, 2008

sloberus

pathetically stupid obnoxious slobbering asshole. Similar to a slubberdeguillion.

The sloberus was a tiresome bore in every conversation.

by John Kelland September 16, 2008

shobert

When one sends a text message and doesnt get a reply back for A LONG TIME.

Txt: Hi!

5 hours later
Txt: oh, hi!

Txt: Ugh, you shoberted me!

by John Giggler smith October 16, 2008

Slober

The extraneous enjoyment of a sensuous activity.

George, I'm telling you. Whenever I see a folk of that one kind, I just start slober killing him or her, and I love it so much.

Well Muffender, you should concentrate that slobering on something else. Like playing the meatflute on that juicy specimen.

Yeah man! Shit!

by crackheadjackhead December 12, 2009

Slober

The act of slowly becoming drunk. When you are not drunk, buzzed or tipsy, but you have started drinking.

Kelly: "I'm slober right now. I've only had 2 beers"

by k.shaw November 30, 2009

Slobering Sunny Perinto

This occurs when your partner is wearing a Canadian tuxedo have the them put a large handful of sunflower seeds in thier mouth; once the mouth is good and salivated have them begin blowing you. This process continues until the recipeient screams " I give up!!" at this point blow your load on ur partners face giving them a sunny delight.

I was at the store saw some seeds and thought tonight would be a great night for a Slobering Sunny Perinto.

by The highgrove douche bags November 13, 2009