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Slobbery Tongue

Language spoken by those who are fluent in cunnilingus.
Guy: Hey baby, you wanna go back to my place?

Babe: I don't know...do you speak slobbery tongue?
by The Code Yoda January 18, 2009
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knob slobbery

the subtle art of slobbing upon one's knob
when you can grab this dildo out of my hand, you have truly become a master of knob slobbery- kwai chang caine
by j forshizzleness May 13, 2005
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Slobbery Block

An abnormally large amount of saliva on an object.
My sister-in-law offered me a slobbery block with my brother standing right there!
by myrealname2 April 18, 2021
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A slobbery willy

Like a 'wet willy' except you just poke your finger in your dogs mouth and put it in your mates ear cos you lazy.
Ben: Im going to give Vanessa a slobbery willy.
Nick: haha how foul and unnecessary.
by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017
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Slobbery Almond

Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.

Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)
noun|

You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."

Friend: "Yeesh"

verb |

You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."

Friend: "Wow"
by Otineb January 15, 2010
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Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!
by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009
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slobbery walrus

Receiving an extra sloppy wet blowjob or rug munching from an obese person.
I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.
by gandergandalf April 15, 2015
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