sloan

Sloan is an AMAZING cute and has a sexy body . Hes the sweetest, kindest, loving guy. Hes the best boyfriend you can ever have. Youll love him so much. He has pretty greenish/bluish eyes . He has dirty blonde hair and just everything about him is perfect. Hes a chick magnet and he loves to party.

Sloan youll be lucky to meet him.

by mooo😛 January 31, 2015

sloan

-verb

To snort.

Person 1: "What's the go with hedgehogs? Why don't they just share the hedge?"

Person 2: Haha, *snort.

Person 1: LOLcat, my stolen jokes always get a sloan out of you.

by WhiteLando August 30, 2011

sloan

A verb, which means to masturbate violently to a video game while playing said video game.

Dude, Garrett is sloaning to WoW.

by wpi-anonymous July 16, 2008

sloan

Noun: An alcoholic Beverage
Verb: To consume alcoholic beverage(s)

When we got to the bar he had already ordered a sloan

He put on a hectic sloan that night.

by Manny Leaks January 2, 2008

sloan

A clap infected dildo

oh fuck he just bashed my head in and raped me with a sloan

by wesel tooth May 19, 2009

sloan

a BOY. YES I SAID BOY. that cares about everyone and never fails to make u smile. he always knows what’s wrong and makes an effort to be a part of ur life

“Dang that sloan is so sexy”

by minion00069 May 25, 2019

sloan

Verb: to swallow generous amounts of protein as a part of your day job.

"Oh my god, I sloaned for soo long last night and got nothing in return."

by macmoney January 4, 2008