Stiffed Animal

A stuffed animal that a child has been sleeping with every night for years to the point that it is now encrusted with spit and snot.

My daughter has been sleeping with that stuffed kitty for so long its now a stiffed animal.

by 531 December 9, 2010

sciffed

When you're so high you can't think straight.

"What's wrong with him?"

"Sciffed..."

Generally used in terms of incense junkies.

by LilMissBubbly August 3, 2015

spliffed

adj to become high on weed, dope, ganga, blow and other street names for the herb

man i was so need to get spliffed

by troyka August 29, 2003

Bindle Stiffed

When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.

Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.

Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.

Employee: He took $1.37

by rekrap April 4, 2011

spiffed out

Kinda like being decked out, but spiffier.

You're look pretty spiffed out today, Bill.

by Jerk June 18, 2006

spiffed

1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs

1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."

2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"

by Johann7 November 10, 2008

smiffed

to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do

I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.

by itsmint69 November 14, 2012